10 Ways To Say You Have Your Period From Around The Globe

Without, you know, actually saying that you have your period…

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1.“Benficia plays at home”

2. “My aunt Red has arrived”

3. “Guests from Krasnoyarsk came”

4.“The motherland is crying blood”

5. “Estoy can Andres, el que viene cada mes”

6. “Lingonvecka” or “Lingonberry week”

7. “The moon has come”

8. “I have my things”

9. “The Red Army is there”

10. “It’s strawberry week”

Bonus: The Universal

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